God Hates CNN – Hurricane Hits Atlanta

200803142202It’s official. God hates CNN:

A tornado swept through downtown Atlanta tonight, disrupting a college basketball game and damaging the building that houses CNN.

This is almost certainly punishment for their horrible reporting in the run up to the Iraq war.

At least according to the Pat Robertson theory of divine retribution:

In the wake of Hurricane Katrina, some religious conservatives have speculated that the storm was sent by God as an omen or as a punishment for America’s alleged sins.

On the September 12 broadcast of the Christian Broadcasting Network’s The 700 Club, host Rev. Pat Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition of America and a former Republican presidential candidate, linked Hurricane Katrina and terrorist attacks to legalized abortion.

… and for the record I’m just joking.

  1. Bren

    Very clever…we all need a sense of humor now!

  2. iamthelummox

    Are you sure God doesn’t hate SEC basketball instead? I mean…Georgia won…and who expected that?

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