Suspected of Terrorism? Just talk about your haircut!

This is the best story I’ve ever read on CNN:

Both men were cooperative with authorities, and neither has a previous criminal record in Massachusetts, Grossman said.

In a news conference, Rich told reporters he had advised his clients not to discuss the incident. Stevens and Berdovsky took the podium and said they were taking questions only about haircuts in the 1970s.

When a reporter accused them of not taking the situation seriously, Stevens responded, “We’re taking it very seriously.” Asked another question about the case, Stevens reiterated they were answering questions only about hair and accused the reporter of not taking him and Berdovsky seriously.

Reporters did not relent and as they continued, Berdovsky disregarded their queries, saying, “That’s not a hair question. I’m sorry.”

I hope these guys sue the HECK out of Charlestown for false arrest. The cops are just trying to save face here for being morons and shutting down the whole city over a bunch of lightbrite glow boxes.

Hm. Is it terrorism if police over react and scare the hell out of a whole city? If terrorism were murder this would be a sort of manslaughter.

  1. DD

    I intend to hire these guys.

    The Boston PD, th mayor and the prosecutor all should be fired.

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