Those who would sacrifice Freedom for SpongeBob

Those who would sacrifice Freedom for SpongeBob deserve neither freedom nor SpongeBob.

When I was a boy my parents took me to an amusement park with a little water display with the disney characters on little boats traveling around in a circle. Mickey was just too enticing and I really wanted to take him home so I just grabbed him. For some reason I wouldn’t let go and this thing just kept dragging me around this little pond in a circle until my parents were able to grab me.

Needless to say I was soaking wet yet without a scratch. My parents were obviously freaking out during the entire process but I was having way too much fun.

For the rest of the day kept asking to go on the “Mickey ride.”

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